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                     written by Mateen Hamza


Next year, I shall be getting a bigger desk for my workplace, because that is my "desktiny !"


Motilink: Reshaping Wives.

I have been honored with the "Lifetime Accident Award".

After my cataract, my boss does not consider me his blue eyed boy any longer!

Due to increase in office romances, management has decided to open a marriage bureau in our company!

Who goes to IMF (International Monetary Fund) ? Those who say I M a Failure!

I always fantasize about sea voyages and ships. That's why i am studying leader-ship !

A seasoned politician will be giving a lecture on "Ethics in Kickbacks" at a local B-School !

If a lawyer becomes ill, does that qualify him as ill-legal ?

The teacher will FAIL me, i forgot my PASSWORD.

Instead of fighting "War on Terror", we are fighting "War on Error".

The Cabinet Committee has decided to establish a Pest Control Division to stop rise in rampant corruption within the parliamentary members!

Things are so bad these days, employees are paying rent to management just to keep their workstation / cubicle !

eBay to offer aata and cheeni at discounted price with free home delivery. This will end long queues outside utility stores.

Five people jailed in Lahore for stealing their own money.

Foreign Minister discusses bye-lateral relations with counterparts. No wonder both the neighbouring countries keep saying bye-bye to each other.

MNA declares poor and needy of his constituency in his "political will" as heirs to his assets .

Local politician was invited to deliver a lecture on "Ethics" in a leading Business School in Karachi.

State of Emergency has been declared as the 51st State of America.

President Obama has recalled JOHN RAMBO to lead the war against terror.

Statue of Liberty needs Anti-Ageing Cream as she is 125 years old.

State Bank to direct all Financial Institutions, including banks & foreign exchange companies to sell dollars after dipping them in petrol. This way, we will join the list of countries earning Petro-dollar$.

Fortune Magazine has termed current recession as the best financial crisis of the century.

Charter of Democracy won the title of "Best Fiction Award" 2009.

The Chelum of our beloved Hockey will take place at Hockey Club, Karachi. Fans and lovers of hockey are invited to attend and pray for the departed soul and spirit of our team.

 

 

 

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