Here you will find some of my best tweets which got retweeted by my kind followers:

• Ab Corruption is Out, Harruption is IN
• Raja Pervez Ashraf, as new PM, hmmm…, i guess i better switch off my lights myself right now
• If America has NASA to find water on MARS, no worries, we have WASA to tackle water in Punjab
• In good old days, life was hardly online. But today its 10% off line and 90% online. Now everywhere there is a line for you to stand
• We are still running the Beta version of democracy
• Getting ready to wear EAR PLUGS, a BULLET PROOF JACKET, HELMET just to cross the road safely in Karachi on the new year’s eve:)
• Corruption ki Load Shedding Kab start hogi
• A Small Smile makes a Big Difference
• I am a Grati Dude, i often show gratitude on twitter

More to come later. You can follow me on Twitter. My Twitter handle is @humorcarbons