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written by Mateen Hamza for die hard twitter fans When i was born, my mother first checked Twitter and Facebook IDs and then named me so that i can log in with my own name later on. To err requires twitter, but to really foul things up you need a facebook account Facebook is merely a crutch for people who can't cope with Twitter ! The secret of immortality is living a life worth tweeting ! Tweeting is just mind over matter; if your boss does not mind, it does not matter. It is better to die tweeting than to stay live on facebook. He that lives on tweeting will die following fridays #FF !                    Any use of material contained herein requires formal permission. If you need genuine-fun content  for your newsletter, magazine, notice board, or website, please contact us at humorcarbons Humorcarbons is a satirical presentation published purely for amusement purposes, without any detrimental intent and not to hurt anyone's feelings or sentiments. The items are imaginary and should not be construed as real or taken seriously. home  work sucks  blog  twitter facebook humor  inspirations  links  contact   © COPYRIGHT 2009 ALL RIGHTS RESERVED WWW.HUMORCARBONS.COM